/b/ - Beta

Back in the day, I actually had a chance of getting a girlfriend. I remember her telling me how fugging hot her meal was, my meat was tender and she lapped it up like a scrote with an ASBO.

Then she laughed at how small it was and left me for Cliff down the road, jokes on her cause we live in a society. Not only that but I'm also a cis-blue genderfluid Puerto Rican cripple with a hook for a left hand who runs the local clown college. No clown jobs for you bich!